NEVER Penetrate a hampster, don't try to sexually molest a pineapple. Its not a good idea to spoon a Rottweiler. This and more lifesaving advice can be found on the ever so educational DDT. Warning: Most subjects on this podcast make no sense and are not for the sane of heart. If you are easily offended by foul language then this show is probably not for you. If however you get your kicks by swimming naked in a pool of jelly whilst topless nuns serve you lager around the poolside then we like you and will most probably have sex with you sometime in the near future.