(spoken in a distinguished, James Earl Jones kind of voice …) We had a dream. A dream to rip off the success of others and hopefully steal a little bit of it for ourselves; a dream to be second best, sub-par and less then average. We had a dream. A dream to fill the Internet with toilet humor and political incorrectness; a dream to uphold the ultimate in sarcasm to the best of our ability. And now, after minimal effort and a very short period of time, we are making our dream a reality and becoming role models for all who strive to be ordinary … Welcome to The #2 Show!