Where's My Pants is an introspective journey through news and culture from the viewpoints of three professional jackasses. They discuss the outer leg (the macrocosm of news and issues), the inner leg - (reflections on the microcosm), and the crotch (the inevi dick jokes).
The gang tries to discover if spontaneous human combustion is a legitimate cause of death, or the ramblings of a small town sheriff gone Captain Ahab who has been chasing his personal Moby Dick for decades. In the process, Dangermonkey realizes that "dieting for health" has a new and more terrifying catalyst than lame type [...]
Eyerait discusses a study in the NEJM about old people still have sexy times. Who would study such a horrific thing and why?! Find out as Eyerait gets to the sagging, wrinkly bottom of it all. Wait, that's not the bottom? That's the boobs? Aw! Gross!
Brace yourselves as Steve and Eyerait dive into the depths of the harsh realities of violence in guns, video games, and movies. You will question Eyerait's parenting choices, Steve's choice of whom to blame, and Phoenix's challenge to the Nerf gun lobby. Feel amazement at the ease with which they solve the problem while never [...]
It's the New Year and Eyerait has something to say about 2013 Sex Resolutions. So listen up. Related Links: 10 Sex Resolutions for 2013 (Complex) 12 Sex Resolutions To Ring In 2013 With A "Bang" (HuffPost) Sex resolutions 2013 (Toronto Sun) Your 5 sex resolutions for 2013 (Daily Bhaskar) Horror continues: 17-year-old gang raped at [...]
Steve, demon sexing, and Judi Dench. Need we say more? Related Links: Can you be raped by the devil? (Charisma Magazine) Spirit Wife and Spirit Husband (DeliverancePlace.com) #77 Judi Dench (AskMen.com) Incubus Online View (Incubus' fan has a page)