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A hilarious new movie review podcast. Listen as the hosts guide you through the world of seldom seen, seldom critiqued, and poorly rated films that have one intrinsic value - They are damn hilarious (even if humor is not their intention).
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12/24/2012 | Download File (29.16 MB) - right click to download
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week's movie review of Trapped In Paradise starring Nicholas Cage is now ready to be loved by you. Just in case you were wondering, the town of Paradise, Pennsylvania is a real place, and here are some fun facts about it. The town was settled originally by David and Mary Fierre, French Huguenots, after seeking refuge in the new world due to a crack down on protestants around the year 1712. Paradise, a town of only 1,100 people sees an inordinate amount of tourists because of it's odd name, a similar Amish town called "intercourse" experiences the same phenomenon but at more regular intervals - to the chagrin of most of the local population. Though the town paradise was the setting for the movie, however, most of the scenes were filmed in Canada because it's way cheaper to do anything there, eh. According to the Criminal Offender data, there are currently 4 listed sex offenders in Paradise, Pennsylvania. This equates to .4% of the population, which is much higher than normal. That's it, there is really nothing else to report. Enjoy! Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
12/17/2012 | Download File (29.48 MB) - right click to download
It's controversial, it's sexy, it makes no sense…it's Showgirls. So, did you watch the movie yet? Well, you should! Why? I'll tell you: You get to watch one of your favorite childhood stars get naked and pout so much that you fear that her lips will fall off – seriously, they could. You'll understand why this movie made over 100 million dollars once it was released on tape – lots of alone time. You'll see the only film ever made where Gina Gershon is the best actor. I'm running out of things to say because this movie is that bad. I guess that's another reason to see it. It's like going to a freak show. Go to the freak show. Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
12/10/2012 | Download File (43.47 MB) - right click to download
Arguably, the best part about Mortal Kombat was the mystery surrounding the game. There were secret characters, secret moves, enemies that lurked in the trees or came up from the ground. Those of you who can answer the following questions will find this week's episode glorious. Those of you who can not, need to play some damn video games, and watch some damn movies. What Mortal Kombat character could spit acid, and had an alternative version that was red called Ermac? A, B, A, C, A, B, B was the code for what on the Super Nintendo version of Mortal Kombat 1? What sexy secret green character used to say "I will meet you in Goro’s Lair" as a hint to how to find her? Which character said "TOASTY!?" Noob Saibot was a combination of two names – what were the names and what did they do? Aside from Fatalities, what were the other ending moves in Mortal Kombat 2? Answer these questions, and enjoy this week's podcast episode! Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
12/3/2012 | Download File (42.15 MB) - right click to download
Watch the "Last Action Hero", get some warm milk, take a nap, come back, sigh, turn on your computer and listen to this week's episode. Why watch this film you ask? Because… Arnold is the perfect actor to play himself as himself as every character he's ever played. There is actually some decent character development, which is a rarity in most of the films we do here. There is a salacious cartoon cat voiced by Danny Devito There is the guy that made those "8 ball" contact lenses cool (by the way, those are really bad for your eyes unless properly fitted). Jean Claude Van Damme is in this movie - even if it's for like 5 seconds, it's worth mentioning. Great action scenes. No really…they are great (the movie has ACTION in the damn title). Cheesy dialogue, bad puns, egregious Hollywood references - it doesn't get any better. Enjoy! Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
11/26/2012 | Download File (35.89 MB) - right click to download
Watch "Waterworld", and then listen to this episode. Why? Because you have my connivance to do so, and because of this: Watch a movie that glosses over every conceivable plot hole by simply ignoring it, and not acknowledging the true nature of how the universe works. Witness a miracle of post apocalyptic human ingenuity: the re-instated seaworthy Exxon Valdez. Listen as I falsely state that crude Oil is not flammable. I meant diesel fuel. Watch a film that could have been 10 minutes, drawn out into 2+ hours – like spreading pizza dough over a 1975 Buick LeBaron. Laugh at Kevin Costner. Wonder why a perfectly drawn replica of a tattooed map isn't as good as a tattooed map. Enjoy! Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
