Tim Barnes and Simon Berry are two very happy chappies from Shrewsbury, in the Shire, and Brain Spill is their creation. This podcast will give you an unhealthy insight into the minds of Tim and Simon as they jump from topic to topic without missing a beat.
Whether itís discussing who would win in a fight between Colonel Mustard and Professor Plum or deciding whether Simon would kiss a hairy genie before he is granted his wishes, Tim and Simon are probably sure to deliver.
Just what is spatchcock chicken? Who knows? I'll tell you who, Tim Barnes, in the depths of his dreams. Who doesn't know? I'll tell you who, Simon Berry, in the depths of reality. Listen in awe as Tim magically merges fantasy with reality as his quest to find the ultimate way to cook chicken.
The pope is retiring and Tim and Simon consider the recruitment process for the job, somehow this involves looking good with a football on your head. In addition to this, they dispel some myths about dyslexia and encourage safe driving with the use of semi-adhesive globs.
Beyonce's legs, 50 Shades of Grey and Beyonce's legs are just some of the many topics covered by Tim and Simon. As well as this, they discuss Richard III, drag racing, have an Ant and Dec themed Battle Quiz and then talk some more about Beyonce's legs. Also, Beyonce's legs.
In these times of austerity it seems that even fictional characters may be struggling to find work. Tim and Simon explore the job hunting plight of Tony the Tiger and even offer up some suggestions as to what he could do with the rest of his career. On top of this they explore the world of panic buying and homebrewing.
People who name household appliances are clearly lacking imagination, this is where Tim and Simon step in. They shall no longer be known as washing machines, you may no longer refer to a blender as a blender and if you ever call a cooker a cooker again, Tim and Simon will be at your doorstep faster than a pensioner chasing prunes.