TeleSpank.com is for everyone who's ever had to contend with a telemarketer who just wouldn't take "No" for an answer. It's for those who have been pulled away from their loved ones to be told they can lower your mortgage by blah-blah percent. Well, I've personally taken every single minute of your stolen time and returned it, with interest... and a vengeance.
The Quotable Spankster:
“So, really, Neil is the one who should be spanked.“
“Wow. I feel… special and loved.” “It doesn’t matter sir, because your number was randomly selected…”
“Can I hang up the call now?”
“Do you know Matilda?“
“Are you going to record this call and put it on the Internet?”
“It is a [...]
The Quotable Spankster:
“Did you say I can tickle my wife’s nails?”
“Do I need to get one for each ear?“
“If I just use it for 29 days, will that be alright?”
A problem with their server? Their SERVER? How would a problem with their server affect a phone call? Are they using Skype? Dude!! What has [...]
The Quotable Spankster:
“My… mother… would not want me to do that.”
“Can I go to Alaska?“
“I can go to Pierreto Rico…?”
“I’m not sure if my son wants me to do this.“
I admit it. This conversation led to one of my worst impressions of a woman, EVER. In fact, I’ll venture that it’s one of the [...]
The Quotable Spankster:
“Is it fixed or adjusted on the rate?” “Um… I believe so.”
“Which school?” “Lakeside.” “You did not!!”
“Did you have Mrs. Newton?” “Yes!!”
“…you didn’t have the Arkansas accent…” [...]
The Quotable Spankster:
“I’ll get my end, too.”
“Did you talk to Don?”
“Are you speaking in code?”
“I don’t know what ya’ll did in Arizona.”
Here’s the video companion to “The Mary Lou Mystery Show, Part 2”
Honestly, I just want to get paid…
If you haven’t already listened to my conversation with Mary Lou in “The Mary Lou Mystery Show, [...]
