026 Trapped in Paradise play >
026 Trapped in Paradise
12/24/2012 | Download File (29.16 MB) - right click to download
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week's movie review of Trapped In Paradise starring Nicholas Cage is now ready to be loved by you. Just in case you were wondering, the town of Paradise, Pennsylvania is a real place, and here are some fun facts about it. The town was settled originally by David and Mary Fierre, French Huguenots, after seeking refuge in the new world due to a crack down on protestants around the year 1712. Paradise, a town of only 1,100 people sees an inordinate amount of tourists because of it's odd name, a similar Amish town called "intercourse" experiences the same phenomenon but at more regular intervals - to the chagrin of most of the local population. Though the town paradise was the setting for the movie, however, most of the scenes were filmed in Canada because it's way cheaper to do anything there, eh. According to the Criminal Offender data, there are currently 4 listed sex offenders in Paradise, Pennsylvania. This equates to .4% of the population, which is much higher than normal. That's it, there is really nothing else to report. Enjoy! Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
025 Showgirls play >
025 Showgirls
12/17/2012 | Download File (29.48 MB) - right click to download
It's controversial, it's sexy, it makes no sense…it's Showgirls. So, did you watch the movie yet? Well, you should! Why? I'll tell you: You get to watch one of your favorite childhood stars get naked and pout so much that you fear that her lips will fall off – seriously, they could. You'll understand why this movie made over 100 million dollars once it was released on tape – lots of alone time. You'll see the only film ever made where Gina Gershon is the best actor. I'm running out of things to say because this movie is that bad. I guess that's another reason to see it. It's like going to a freak show. Go to the freak show. Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
024 Mortal Kombat play >
024 Mortal Kombat
12/10/2012 | Download File (43.47 MB) - right click to download
Arguably, the best part about Mortal Kombat was the mystery surrounding the game. There were secret characters, secret moves, enemies that lurked in the trees or came up from the ground. Those of you who can answer the following questions will find this week's episode glorious. Those of you who can not, need to play some damn video games, and watch some damn movies. What Mortal Kombat character could spit acid, and had an alternative version that was red called Ermac? A, B, A, C, A, B, B was the code for what on the Super Nintendo version of Mortal Kombat 1? What sexy secret green character used to say "I will meet you in Goro’s Lair" as a hint to how to find her? Which character said "TOASTY!?" Noob Saibot was a combination of two names – what were the names and what did they do? Aside from Fatalities, what were the other ending moves in Mortal Kombat 2? Answer these questions, and enjoy this week's podcast episode! Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
023 Last Action Hero play >
023 Last Action Hero
12/3/2012 | Download File (42.15 MB) - right click to download
Watch the "Last Action Hero", get some warm milk, take a nap, come back, sigh, turn on your computer and listen to this week's episode. Why watch this film you ask? Because… Arnold is the perfect actor to play himself as himself as every character he's ever played. There is actually some decent character development, which is a rarity in most of the films we do here. There is a salacious cartoon cat voiced by Danny Devito There is the guy that made those "8 ball" contact lenses cool (by the way, those are really bad for your eyes unless properly fitted). Jean Claude Van Damme is in this movie - even if it's for like 5 seconds, it's worth mentioning. Great action scenes. No really…they are great (the movie has ACTION in the damn title). Cheesy dialogue, bad puns, egregious Hollywood references - it doesn't get any better. Enjoy! Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
022 Waterworld play >
022 Waterworld
11/26/2012 | Download File (35.89 MB) - right click to download
Watch "Waterworld", and then listen to this episode. Why? Because you have my connivance to do so, and because of this: Watch a movie that glosses over every conceivable plot hole by simply ignoring it, and not acknowledging the true nature of how the universe works. Witness a miracle of post apocalyptic human ingenuity: the re-instated seaworthy Exxon Valdez. Listen as I falsely state that crude Oil is not flammable. I meant diesel fuel. Watch a film that could have been 10 minutes, drawn out into 2+ hours – like spreading pizza dough over a 1975 Buick LeBaron. Laugh at Kevin Costner. Wonder why a perfectly drawn replica of a tattooed map isn't as good as a tattooed map. Enjoy! Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
021 Starship Troopers play >
021 Starship Troopers
11/19/2012 | Download File (42.09 MB) - right click to download
Watch "Starship Troopers", and then listen to this episode. Why? I'll tell you. See Denise Richards before she had babies with a maniac Learn facts that might win you points at a Trivia Night – like the name of the bug planet Klendathu See weird looking boobs on film Wonder how they spent 105 million dollars making this See Jake Busey and prove your on-going theory that the entire Busey family has Chiclets for teeth Wonder why Michael Ironside changed his name from Frederick Reginald Ironside – maybe that name was just too badass to exist on planet Earth Enjoy! Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
020 Hook play >
020 Hook
11/12/2012 | Download File (37.32 MB) - right click to download
This week's episode featuring our discussion of the amazing film "Hook" is now available for download. If, for some unknown reason, you have not seen the film, please go watch it now then listen to the episode. Where can you watch it? Well, on YouTube…for FREE! After watching the movie for FREE, please make note of the following facts: Robin Williams is funny without being annoying. Julia Roberts was suffering from a mental disorder after her breakup with Dylan McDermott during the filming – no joke. Dustin Hoffman's overacting style is fitting, and the movie does not have the word "Focker" in the title. Rufio – enough said. Bob Hoskin's plays the most memorable character ever - SMEEEEEEEE! The movie is directed by Steven Speilberg. And, is score by John Williams. It's been nominated for 5 academy awards. Watch this G_DDAMN movie! Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
019 Snow Dogs play >
019 Snow Dogs
11/5/2012 | Download File (43.72 MB) - right click to download
The big day is here! The episode featuring our discussion of "Snow Dogs" is now up! Cuba Gooding Jr. is in this film. And just in case you need more reasons to watch this movie and then listen to our podcast, here is a list of awesome things: Uhura is in this movie - well, at least Nichelle Nichols is, and she looks damn good for 400. I swear she's an elf. James Coburn, who plays Thunder Jack, once sold a car for almost 11 million dollars. It was a Ferrari 250 GT Spyder. Jim Belushi is in this film. Thankfully, only his voice is used for the lead sled dog because he is one ugly SOB. Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton – enough said. "WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN!" Bill Murray – well not him, but his brother Bryan Doyle Murray appears in the film. You may know him from the movie "Cabin Boy" – the best movie ever. Enjoy!Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
018 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie play >
018 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
10/29/2012 | Download File (43.23 MB) - right click to download
Why should you watch "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie", and then listen to this week's podcast episode? The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger Just in case that wasn't enough motivation:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5bf1lppeUEnjoy!Do you have a movie that you think we should discuss? Let us know!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
017 Over The Top play >
017 Over The Top
10/22/2012 | Download File (45.23 MB) - right click to download
Watch "Over The Top", and then listen to this podcast episode. "Why," you ask? Because you could learn something. You will learn about Frank Stallone (Sylvester Stallone's younger brother), Sammy Hagar, Kenny Loggins, Eddie Money and John Wetton the lead singer from Asia. Not only did these men write the score to this movie, but your mom would sleep with all of them - at the same time! You will learn how to cheat at arm wrestling. You will learn how to exercise for an arm wrestling match i.e., at dawn preferably with a young boy in front of a semi-trailer. You will learn how to turn your hat into a "switch" that can trigger mental breakdowns. You will learn that this is the greatest movie of all time. Enjoy!Homepage: watchthisinstead.comFacebook: facebook.com/watchthisinsteadTwitter: twitter.com/wtipodcast
