Waiters, take note. You are legally obligated to pee into the soup of anyone who snaps at you. How else will those people ever learn to stop snapping their fingers at people? This is your duty, waitrons. The Mustache Rangers deals with snaps and claps in this week’s episode. Store it in your brain.
2/11/2013 | Download File (5.80 MB) - right click to download
You may love time travel movies, but they don’t make any sense. Don’t worry about it. Your brain and the writer’s brain are too dumb to make heads or tails of time travel. It’s the limitation of this biological sponge in our head. You fill a sponge with protein lines and jab it with electricity [...]MR Central Command - Mustache Rangers - Podcast Comedy
1/21/2013 | Download File (7.48 MB) - right click to download
Diet fads come and go as surely as the tides and bell bottoms. You can say “bootcut” but you’re not fooling anybody, the Gap. But getting back to diets, everyone is looking for the quick fix. The superfood or the magic bacteria that will eat your insides, but just enough so that you look pretty [...]MR Central Command - Mustache Rangers - Podcast Comedy
12/31/2012 | Download File (6.38 MB) - right click to download
Other people’s opinions are the topic of discussion in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Interesting fact. Did you know that everybody has an opinion? It’s true! Even babies are all, like, “what’s with all the light and the lack of amniotic fluid out here?” That was just translated with a baby translator, by the way. [...]MR Central Command - Mustache Rangers - Podcast Comedy
12/17/2012 | Download File (6.53 MB) - right click to download
Cards, books, and money. Isn’t that really what the holidays are about? You receive cards that look good on your mantel until the year rolls over. You receive books that you’ll never read. Or you get a card full of money. Really, those are the only three options. Sure, there may be a bike thrown [...]MR Central Command - Mustache Rangers - Podcast Comedy
12/10/2012 | Download File (6.27 MB) - right click to download
Hell and decorating are the topics of this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. More decorating than hell, but “go to decoration school” isn’t a very catchy podcast title. Maybe you have a better idea for a title. Well, you can shove it. We don’t want to hear it. Make your own damn podcast. Leave us along. [...]MR Central Command - Mustache Rangers - Podcast Comedy
