Are you looking for an experience beyond limits? Wanting to become an explorer in the further regions? Let's face it: Are you a bit kinky… and THEN SOME? Well, here at Terror Transmission, we're waiting to hoist you upon the proverbial hooks by means of our puzzling commentary on 1987's Hellraiser. Demons? Angels? None of that will matter while you lament the punishment of film details, shoulder pads, Jason meeting Captain Kangaroo, sexual beach assaults, the multifaceted gem of deception, modern primitives, and other topics from two libertines who definitely have some disturbing sights to show you. Now, you must come with us. Taste our drunken, debauched, foul-mouthed pleasures. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com
The funeral is about to begin. Never mind the scurrying creatures and flying weaponized spheres. Just bow your head and hang on tight as Matt and Jason open the portal to 1979's Phantasm. You might think that when you die, you go to Heaven, but you'll actually come to us for movie trivia, '70s dirtbag guys, why modern cars suck, Matt's intentionally bad French, hair helmets, bachelorette parties gone wild, dwarf vs. midget vs. little person, unisex names, and other things that are little, brown and low to the ground. It's definitely going to be a hot time. Hot as love. You know? -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com
Sometimes, you just have to get your lovin' where you can. And Matt and Jason really get out their grave digging shovels for 1964's The Tomb of Ligeia. Prepare for a mindless sort of madness as your handsome hosts exhume movie background, natural lighting for home porn, British horses, death and resurrection, May-December relationships, Jason's necrophiliac desires, Matt's favorite Dr. Who, sexy pale girls, drinking breast milk and other things that make you go meow. Just don't look into their eyes. They will confound you! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com
Teleportation can have some odd side effects. You might start sprouting strange hairs or even acquire the ability to climb all over the walls. If these and other symptoms persist, you should listen immediately to our helpful commentary on 1986's The Fly. Although your handsome hosts are not actual scientists, they will professionally guide you through film facts, improbable user interfaces in cinema, Jason's magical journey through someone else's beard, post-coital decorum, judging hairstyles, science over belief, the BrundleFly / Michael Jackson connection, Matt trying J&B for the first time and other means by which to make your flesh crazy. So, take a deep penetrating dive into our plasma pool, and we'll see you on the other side. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com
Everybody needs some change now and again, to get away from it all and become someone else. Or... something else. So, enter the disintegration chamber and your handsome hosts will see you on the other end with their recombinant commentary for 1958's The Fly. Sometimes you have to destroy in order to create, and Matt and Jason do their share of breaking down movie background, math wizards, dumb horror podcasts, the perils of Canadian French, heavy metal facelifts, the hotness of crying girls, repressed '50s housewives, tips for finding sex entertainment in Quebec, post-1985 James Bond hate, and other questionable experiments. But, don't worry. They wouldn't harm anything... not even a fly. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com
Spirits surround you on every side. Murder is in the air. And the mesmerizing voices of Matt and Jason cannot be resisted as you slowly open the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. You'll find yourself in a hypnotic haze as you silently spiral into 1920 to witness movie facts, the Siegfried Steamer, those fun-loving Germans, the secret hidey-hole, Jason's love of silent film gals, Matt's use of "comely", semi-consensual roleplaying, Hitler, the death of cursive writing, hotel Bible destruction, and other plots of doom. But, don't ask us for more. You wouldn't like to know your fate. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com
