Dan and Neil in Your Eyes 43 - ALL NEW
We're back! Wave at your screen! Go on. Give us a wave! Are you doing it? Weirdo.





We're back! Wave at your screen! Go on. Give us a wave! Are you doing it? Weirdo.
11/21/2008 | Download File (11.59 MB) - right click to download
Hey you. Yes you. What are you doing driving in the middle lane? Are you overtaking anything on the motorway? You can't be because it's deserted. Weren't you taught that the middle lane is an overtaking lane? Do you drive down the middle on a dual carriageway too? No. So pull over so that people can overtake you and get on their way. Thank you.
7/26/2008 | Download File (8.59 MB) - right click to download
In the supermarket car park, shouldn't the "mother and baby" spaces be open to everyone after 8pm? Surely if a mother is in the supermarket with a baby after 8pm, that's just bad parenting, isn't it? And what about disabled spaces? Is deafness a disability? Surely deaf people are equally as able to walk to the entrance of a supermarket as I am. Neither of us employ the use of sound to navigate to the front of a building. We're not bats. So why do they get to park closer? What about the elderly. Or those with a limp from a recent football injury? Where are their "special" spaces? Surely they'd benefit from a slightly shorter walk, wouldn't they? And if the supermarket happens to be one of those huge "Extra" ones, isn't the distance to the far corner of the store from the entrance considerably greater than the distance from the furthest reaches of the car park to the front of the store? I need to get a life.
6/30/2008 | Download File (11.88 MB) - right click to download
We're back! Wave at your screen! Go on. Give us a wave! Are you doing it? Weirdo.
3/16/2008 | Download File (9.93 MB) - right click to download
No vitriolic rants to accompany this week's offering. Either I'm experiencing a rare moment of tranquility or I've reached the point where I just can't be bothered and I'm wondering what the point is. Having said that, if we don't speak out about the back door introduction of ID cards, we'll be heading very soon into a nightmarish future, slaves to the age of digital surveillance. So, the tranquility was clearly short lived. Thank God.
2/12/2008 | Download File (11.36 MB) - right click to download
So the sun is out, the sky is blue and people are wearing flip flops. Is it summer? No, it's bloody February. Is there some Inuit inspired beach/Arctic crossover fashion trend that I'm not aware of? Am I alone in being so wound up by the choice of such poorly suited footwear? Is A&E going to be rammed full of students in their boardshorts, hobbling on blackened, frostbitten feet, unaware of the long term inconvenience done to their lives by their season dyslexia? Anyway. I'm off to the cinema. I'm sure my gold hotpants and boob tube will offer me more than enough protection from the biting, frosty air.