BILLYWISDOM FOR THURSDAY!Do you have ANY idea how hard it is for public figgers to keep their stories straight when they's lying? Rummy had that problem the other day in an interview, when he said he didn't think that little dustup in Iraq should be called "the war on terror." Oh?In health news, soy will make you gay and shrink yer whatchamacallit, and fresh veggies is deadly. I always knowed this was the case!And say a prayer for Mallard Fillmore's drunken daddy.After you is done listenin' to THE TRUCKER PUNDIT, go ahead and visit the BILLY BIG RIG TRUCK STOP EMPORIUM and buy lotsa presents fer Christmas. Dammit.
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BILLYWISDOM FOR FRIDAY!I ain't gonna be the one to say it mighta been a "stroke of luck" fer Republicans. Instead, I will wish Senator Johnson a full recovery and a return to the Senate so he can be replaced by a Republican the proper way... by the voters.God Bless Tom DeLay and Laura Bush. They both know whose fault it is that things is so bad over in the Iraq. The MEDIA'S!!!And here's somethin' to smile about. It took a convicted murderer down in Florida 34 MINUTES to die after his lethal injection.Check out today's TRUCKER PUNDIT -- then check out the fantastic stuff in Billy Big Rig's Truck Stop Emporium. I will not rest until there's a Billy Big Rig bikini thong on every woman in America.
BILLYWISDOM FOR THURSDAY!Do you have ANY idea how hard it is for public figgers to keep their stories straight when they's lying? Rummy had that problem the other day in an interview, when he said he didn't think that little dustup in Iraq should be called "the war on terror." Oh?In health news, soy will make you gay and shrink yer whatchamacallit, and fresh veggies is deadly. I always knowed this was the case!And say a prayer for Mallard Fillmore's drunken daddy.After you is done listenin' to THE TRUCKER PUNDIT, go ahead and visit the BILLY BIG RIG TRUCK STOP EMPORIUM and buy lotsa presents fer Christmas. Dammit.
BILLYWISDOM FOR WEDNESDAY...Ain't she PURTY? I was wrong about the CHP not releasin' a mug shot of Nicole Richie. It is the first time I was EVER wrong! I swear I seen this chick at a truck stop, knockin' on doors.Was Saddam's propaganda minister "Baghdad Bob" right after all? One of them traitor liberal commie columnists says he was!And if Preznit Bush Jr. makes me head of Homeland Security after hearin' today's podcast -- don't be surprised.The wisdom flows like wine in today's dose of THE TRUCKER PUNDIT!
BILLYWISDOM FOR TUESDAY!Bush ain't listenin' to Kofi Annan. You shouldn't neither.Them Demmycrats may think they got a new golden haired savior in that Junior Senator from Illinois, but America ain't NEVER gonna elect a preznit named Osama!What weighs 85 pounds and drives while wiped out on grass and Vicodins? Nicole Richie.Catch a double-barreled dose of wisdom right in the brain on today's THE TRUCKER PUNDIT.
